"Think: it ain't illegal yet."

asino-pugno:

wastelord:

operator-warning:

WAAAGH! Bike

sweet space jesus

by the balls of Gork n Mork

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A little snack that Brian whipped up for everyone in the back of house after a long hard Sunday dinner. 
#organic #vegan #tacos with red onion, red cabbage, tomatoes, crimini mushrooms, cilantro, tempeh and house sauce.  (at Suncafe Organic)

A little snack that Brian whipped up for everyone in the back of house after a long hard Sunday dinner.
#organic #vegan #tacos with red onion, red cabbage, tomatoes, crimini mushrooms, cilantro, tempeh and house sauce. (at Suncafe Organic)

The universe is hostile. So impersonal; devour to survive. So it is. So it’s always been.
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137 am

And still at work doing inventory
Yay for overtime!

swordandflowers:

themountainwillmove:

werejuggler:

tommy-hiddlestons-butt:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

Literally do these all the time

To all of you: THANK YOU. I feel less alone.

I had no idea this was common to all introverts. This makes me feel so much better.

Story of my life

asino-pugno:

inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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zestydoesthings:

Who is in the Tavern? has launched on Kickstarter

It’s a set of cards that D&D game masters and storytellers in general can use to fill a scene with NPCs and random characters to interact with. Each card has a unique character (illustrated by me), and includes tavern stats and personality traits to help build stories.

A lot of the characters will be created using ideas from backers, meaning that you can have your character illustrated by me and it will appear on the cards if you back the project at Bartender and Proprietor levels!

Please check out the Kickstarter and back if you can/want! These guys are just a taste of the fun and wacky characters I’ve been working on! Click the link!

pecancat:

katelouisepowell:

I met a nice cat on the way home

He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness

asino-pugno:

omicronian:

Next week, I’ll be competing in front of David X. Cohen, trying to prove that nobody knows more about futurama than I. Come out and support me, please. 😊

Yes!I need to remember this..

asino-pugno:

omicronian:

Next week, I’ll be competing in front of David X. Cohen, trying to prove that nobody knows more about futurama than I. Come out and support me, please. 😊

Yes!
I need to remember this..

koriblr:

kuinexs:

Sasha Vinci sculptures

(Warning: Nightmare fuel)

asino-pugno:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.


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asino-pugno:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.

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vixenvi:

Tonight is the last night with my cats, so here’s a quick doodle. Bye kitties, please don’t be idiots and do stupid stuff.

vixenvi:

Tonight is the last night with my cats, so here’s a quick doodle. Bye kitties, please don’t be idiots and do stupid stuff.

pandabair:

Originalmore edits here
lunablivion:

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."
- J.R.R Tolkien

lunablivion:

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."

- J.R.R Tolkien

kittyrottingcorpse:

I want the 5th one as a tattoo *_*